Why did the Scarecrow win a Nobel Peace Prize ???????

Because he was outstanding in his field !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The preacher was in full flow and shouted....."Name me one thing that is worse than a having a drink?"

"THIRST" came the reply from the back of the hall!!!

Doctor, doctor....I feel like an old sock.

Well, I'll be darned........!!!!!!

What is a Creche???

A collision between 2 cars in Kensington.

Subscribed on behalf of the Primelocation Team in London.

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2 drunks were staggering home one night.  One said to the other  "is that the sun or the moon up there is the sky?"

"Don't know"  came the answer from the other drunk.  "I don't live around here".

Subscribed by Peter H.  of Dalton

What do you call an alien with no eyes???................Alen!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a little German who lives in a tin???...........Heinz!!!

(subscribed by Michael Yeatts of primelocation.com)

When is a tractor magic??.....................When it turns into a field!!!!!!!!

I always feel sorry for people who don't drink.....when they wake up in the morning - that's the best they are going to feel all day!!!!!!

How many Hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven.  One to change it and ten to share the experience.

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A man walked into a Doctors Surgery.

The Doctor said   "I haven't seen you for a long time"

Man says" I know.  I've been ill"

Subscribed by T.C.

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Police arrested 2 kids yesterday,  one was drinking battery acid and the other  was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off!

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An amnesiac walked into a bar.  He said to the barman, "Do I come here often?"

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2 cannibals captured Clown,  and cooked him for dinner.  One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"    

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